Chapter 1- The Tingle (1pm) I feel a tingle go down the back of my head. And my balls. It’s getting worse. I know what my body is telling me. I send messages to all the girls I know in Bangkok. None of them reply. They must see me for who I truly am now.
You, an aspiring heterosexual male, ready to leave your mother’s tit and make the move to Asia. A move you’ve been planning for months, maybe even years. As you fiddle downstairs trying to find your peanut size balls to make the jump, a question you’ll ask yourself is Which city in Asia should I move to? So
Are you a heterosexual male living in Bangkok, or just a homosexual? Well you’re about to find out, which of these 5 things are in your life right now (you need to score 4/5 to pass). 1. Paleo Robbie You are what you eat. You never want to be fat, fat people are disgusting to
If you’re moving to Bangkok, one of the most confusing things you’ll ever need to do is find which area of Sukhumvit to stay. Sukhumvit = Bangkok if you’re below 35. You can literally spend days searching areas on Google and learning absolutely nothing from PG friendly blogs that tell you everywhere is great to
My blog has many different niche groups. You have the forever aloners who have never spoken to a girl, but want to move to Thailand. You have the young digital nomads who are saying NO to the Matrix and trying to figure things out in the War Zone. You have successfully Bangkok expats who read