When you come to Thailand, the first a lot of guys think is to get a soapy massage in Bangkok. A soapy massage is simply a massage with you in a bathtub with another girl, who’s objective it is to clean every part of your body thoroughly. After the massage is over, you jump on the bed where well, I’ll leave that to your imagination.
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The highest concentration of soapy massage in Bangkok is based around the Huay Kwang area. It is easily reachable by taxi and MRT. The following information is as accurate from October 24th, 2014. The soapy massage is a dying art, not all the places below do soapy massage but are all within walking distance from one another so I rounded up all the information in this post.
There are a few soapy massage joints I missed out and I will update this post the next time I am in the area. Huay Kwang is usually catered towards Asian customers from overseas but all do accept white people too.
Smooci in my opinion is the best way in Thailand to get out-call massages. Through their website you can request a date, select your time and hours and it will show all girls who are free to visit. They can have as much as 100 free girls
They can have as much as 100 free girls depending on your time or day.
One of the best features of Smooci is that you can track your date through the website. You can see where she is and how long she will take to your apartment or hotel. This saves the worry about waiting hours for a girl who never ends up coming.
Everything is private and discreet, you can see which Thai girls they have live by visiting their website: www.smooci.com
If you’re looking for a soapy or Nuru massage in a clean, luxurious and high-quality settings, Club 1o2 is the place to go. Located 50m from Phrom Phong BTS (Exit 4), their large private rooms with double beds and smoking Thai girls is one of the best spots in town.
You can learn all about their pricing and the girls they have by visiting their website at: www.Massage-Bangkok.net.
Kiss Bangkok Massage (Incall and Outcall)
Earlier this year there was a raid on a very popular soapy massage parlour called Nataree which saw massage ladies and customers taken to the police station for further questioning (you can read the story about the raid here).
If you want to experience the perfect soapy massage in Thailand, in a discreet and safe way you should check out Kiss Bangkok:
Girls will come to your hotel or apartment, or meet them at their massage shop and they will provide you your very own soapy massage in a discreet and safe manner. You can see their whole list of girls by visiting their website below.
- Website: www.Kissbangkok.com
Bangkok Passion Massage
If you’re looking for the true soapy experience, then Bangkok Passion Massage is a good shout. They offer all types of services including bathing a.k.a the soapy massage:
They have a shop on Sukhumvit Soi 22 but also do outcalls to your room. You can learn all about their girls and prices by clicking here: www.bangkokpassionmassage.com
Things to know about a soapy massage in Bangkok before reading on
Huay Kwang is a place with several massage parlous, some of which offer soapy massages, others normal or oil. Your typical massage at the places below will start with the girls showering or bathing with you, followed by a massage and you know what under the sheets, followed by another massage and finishing off with another shower.
ALWAYS talk to the mamasan or papasan before picking your girl, ask them what she can do and any other questions you might have. Failing to do so may lead you to having a crappy soapy massage in Bangkok experience.
The Poseidon soapy massage in Bangkok is located in Huay Kwang and is 8 minute walk from the MRT. The place is easy to spot as it has the words Poseidon written down the side of the building. I went in and asked the papasan how much the girls cost, they varied from 2,700- 3,000 baht. The massage last 2 hours and is a traditional Thai massage, no bathtub.
The girls overall looked average, there were a few I liked but I would say the quality was not worth the 3,000 baht. Poseidon soapy has a bar and lounge area where you can relax, the staff were friendly. The girls here are all behind a fish bowl.
Hi Class soapy
Some girls at Hi Class soapy do the actual soapy massage, while others offer a Thai massage. To find out which girls do what, it’s best to ask the mamasan. All girls are priced at 2,200 baht and although selection was small, there were some pretty looking girls.
Hi Class soapy looks a bit run down, there was not much space to sit down and the mamasan seemed real pushy which I did not like. She kept insisting that I pick the girls here as I won’t find cheaper or better elsewhere. No fish bowl here, girls are separated by a small barrier. Something felt a bit off about this place. Massage last for 1.5 hours
Emmanuel soapy has a much nicer setup, big lounge with a bar and I think they do food too. There were plenty of girls and a lot of hot soapy girls. Prices ranged from 2,800-6,000 baht depending on the girl. If you want the girl to perform a soapy massage, you must pay another 600 baht on top. Otherwise you just get a normal massage.
No fishbowl here, girls are sitting on a stage on sofa, different sofas are worth different prices.
Nataree Massage soapy
Nataree Massage soapy had by far the hottest girls out of the lot, I was well impressed. There were well over 50 girls in (Friday night) and they ranged from 2,000 baht for girls in the fish bowl (usually older and fatter), to 2,600 baht for the girls on the chairs (younger and hotter). Finally they had a bench in the corner were girls were priced 4,000-6,000 baht. Plenty of talent to choose from.
Only girls in the fishbowl perform the soapy, all other girls just give you a normal massage. The management here are cool, you can order beer and food and sit down. Nataree Massage soapy in Bangkok would be my number once choice to visit for anyone looking for a soapy. The massage last for 1.5 hours.
Nataree has both a fishbowl and a sofa area, you can approach girls in the sofa area and have a chat.
Caesars Entertainment Complex soapy
Caesars is directly opposite Nataree and the day I went, I wasn’t too impressed. There were only a handful of girls and prices started from 2,900 – 6,500 baht for the girls. They do not give a soapy massage but an oil massage for 1.5 hours.
Caesars soapy has no fishbowl but girls are on seats seated on a stage. You can order drinks and food.
The Amsterdam Bangkok soapy complex is not located in Huay Kwang but is only a short taxi ride away. I have yet to enter Amsterdam Bangkok but have been told the girls vary from 2,500 all the way up to 6,000 baht. Some of the girls will perform a soapy while some (the better looking ones) are more reluctant.
Soapies in Petchburi
I have not been to the soapies around Petchburi but there are several. The problem with this area is that the soapy massages parlors are spread out so you can’t really walk from one to another. My friends have suggested that Love Boat and Le Belle are very good but I cannot commit as I have never been.
Annies Soapy Massage Bangkok
No matter how many times I walk into Annies sopay massage on Nana Soi 4, the girls always disappoint me. I think it’s the most famous soapy in Sukhumvit because it’s the only one. They usually have around 10-12 girls in there and usually 1 is hot the rest are rather fat and ugly.
Having said that, every time I walk in some guy is taking a girl so either I have bad taste in girls or they must be really good at what they do. The place is easy to find and if I recall correctly the cost of a girl at Annies soapy Bangkok is 2,500 baht for 90 minutes.
Eden Club Bangkok
The Eden Club in Bangkok is the only massage venue I know of where you must pick two girls. If you’ve never had a threesome before, for as little as 4,000 baht you can. I’ve been in there twice and the girls have never been that hot. You can walk in and just have a drink at the bar and check them out.
They have a yellow line on the floor and girls who step in front if you can do anal with. The girls behind the line don’t. If you plan on checking out The Eden Club in Bangkok, everyone suggest picking one girl you like and getting her to pick the other one.
I’ve not tried the Eden Club but I’ve heard great things.
How the pricing of girls work
Generally speaking, the younger the girl working in the soapy, the more money she will cost. I saw plenty of nice looking girls around the 2,500 mark so don’t think you need to spend a lot to get someone attractive. A lot of the girls that are worth 6,000 baht upwards western people will not find so attractive, as they are priced by what Asian men find attractive in girls.
The first time you walk into a soapy massage in Bangkok it can be quite a imitating feeling with hundreds of girls looking at you. My advice would be to sit down and have a beer before you do anything else. If you are happy with the place and setup, take time looking at various soapy girls, make eye contact and see who looks at you back and smiles, going with a girl who is warm or receptive is going to usually result in a better experience.
Fishbowl or Sideline girls
All soapy massages in Thailand will either have a fishbowl or sideline girls. A fishbowl is a big room which has a glass wall. You’re on one side of the glass girl, the soapy girls on the other. Every soapy girl will have a badge attached to her clothing with a number, this is the number you give the mamasan when you select your girl.
You cannot talk to soapy massage girls who are in a fishbowl.
Sideline girls are sitting on the sideline. They will usually be standing, sitting on a chair or sofa. You can approach these girls and talk to them, even touch them at some places to measure their fat and skin lol.
Sideline girls will also have badges on like fishbowl girls.
What’s better? Well there’s no big difference really. Some places have fishbowls, some have sideliner, while others will have both. For what it’s worth, fishbowls seem to be a dying trend in Bangkok soapies.
What is the model category of soapy girls?
If you have done any research on soapy massages in Bangkok, you will have heard about the ‘model’ or ‘super model’ category. These are the prettiest girls in the massage joint, or at least in the eyes of an Asian.
When I see these super models, they don’t really look that special. They are young, thin and white, I guess that’s all you need to be a supermodel these days. Don’t get me wrong, some of the girls are very hot, but 5,000-7,000 baht asking price for a girl who doesn’t what know she is doing in the bed is rather expensive.
Super model girls tend to be from 18-25 years old on average.
Can I take a girl out the soapy?
Girls in a fishbowl cannot. If you pick them, you can talk to them in the room and ask to meet you again later.
Sideline girls are very much like freelancing Thai hookers, they have no set hours and can come and go as they please usually. If you don’t want to take them home straight away, ask for their Line or mobile number.
Do I need to tip the girls?
No, it’s optional.
When you get quoted a price, this includes the full service. You do not need to tip the girls any extra money if you don’t want. They will ask, but that doesn’t mean you have to give. Most only tip if the girl she provided a great experience. A decent size tip at soapy massages in Bangkok is around 300 baht upwards.
Common mistakes made in soapies
If you have yet to visit a soapy, it can be a surreal experience. Take your time and visit several massages before you make up your mind. You do not have to pick a girl if you don’t want, you can sit and have a drink and leave. If you go early in the mornings or late at night (midnight) the quality of soapy girls can be pretty bad.
If this is the case just leave and come back another time.
Can I get an STD?
Anything is possible. However, unlike freelancers, most soapy girls in Bangkok are tested every 3 months meaning your chances of getting anything very unlikely. Always wear a condom.
Another piece of advice is to ask how long your massage is. Some soapy massages in Bangkok will rush you in and out. You are given 90 minutes at most places. Even if you do the job in the first 10 minutes, you still have the girl for the other 80 minutes where she can give you a regular massage.
Don’t expect the massage to be great though.
Nuru massage or soapy massage?
Both. Nuru massages and soapy massage are two different things. They both cost around the same and are both worth doing. Focus more on picking the right girl who is into you, that will decide whether your massage will be epic or not
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At some of the soapy massage in Bangkok, girls will totally ignore you, this means they are not interested in you and even though you can pick them, the experience could be pretty bad. If you have any questions or would like to know more, feel free to leave a comment below. For other information on Nuru massages,Thai Friendly, happy endings or how to get a Thai girls for free, click on the words and see other articles I’ve written.