{"id":7721,"date":"2016-09-08T10:01:33","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T09:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/?p=7721"},"modified":"2018-12-14T07:16:38","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T07:16:38","slug":"getting-sick-thailand-treat-like-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/de\/2016\/09\/krank-werden-thailand-behandeln-wie-chef\/","title":{"rendered":"Krank werden in Thailand: Wie man sich selbst behandelt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wenn Sie vorhaben in Thailand leben<\/a> for any considerable length of time, there will come a point in time when you’re literally shitting all your bodily fluids and organs out your arsehole, or vomiting your stomach out of your mouth.<\/p>\n

Today I’m going to give you my un-educated opinion on what I do when I’m sick.<\/p>\n

Haftungsausschluss<\/em><\/strong>: I am not giving out advice or recommending anyone to do what I do, in fact you should stop reading this article right now and consult a doctor when you feel ill. That is my advice, see a doctor or registered health professional. And really, stop reading this article, it’s total horse shit.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t see a doctor<\/strong><\/h2>\n

When I get sick, I’ll consult with Google and my flower pot before I go and see a doctor in Thailand.<\/p>\n

F\u00fcr mich sind \u00c4rzte und Krankenh\u00e4user in Thailand sehr \u00e4hnlich wie das Spiel Thema Krankenhaus<\/a>wo das Ziel darin besteht, mit jedem Patienten, der durch die T\u00fcr kommt, so viel Geld wie m\u00f6glich zu verdienen.<\/p>\n

\"theme-hos\"<\/p>\n

F\u00fcge die ersten 10 M\u00e4dchen hinzu, die du auf Thail\u00e4ndisch Freundlich<\/a> to Facebook and within 2 weeks you’ll see one of them post an image with a bunch of pills to cure her kalt<\/em> oder Grippe:
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

\"sick<\/p>\n

Sie lieben es, Ihnen Pillen zu verkaufen (und zwar nicht die guten!).<\/p>\n

Mein Freund hatte eine Sepsis, und ein privates Krankenhaus in Bangkok brauchte 3 Tage, um die Diagnose zu stellen; er hat mehr als 35.000?<\/span> baht in expenses… luckily he had insurance.<\/p>\n

Nein danke, Doc.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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