{"id":9489,"date":"2018-03-25T15:22:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T14:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/?p=9489"},"modified":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","slug":"das-handjob-erlebnis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/de\/2018\/03\/das-handjob-erlebnis\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Handjob-Erfahrung - Eine Kurzgeschichte"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><em>Kapitel 1- <strong>Das Kribbeln (13 Uhr)<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n<p><em>Ich sp\u00fcre ein Kribbeln in meinem Hinterkopf.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Und meine Eier.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s getting worse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ich wei\u00df, was mein K\u00f6rper mir sagt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ich schicke Nachrichten an alle <a href=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/de\/thai-cupid-dating-site\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">M\u00e4dchen, die ich in Bangkok kenne<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Keiner von ihnen antwortet.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sie m\u00fcssen mich so sehen, wie ich jetzt wirklich bin.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9490\" src=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser.png 400w, https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser-300x286.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Was ist zu tun?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Das Kribbeln durchdringt meinen ganzen K\u00f6rper.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Der Raum dreht sich, oder mein Kopf, oder beides.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>YouPorn isn&#8217;t going to do it.<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chapter 1- The Tingle (1pm) I feel a tingle go down the back of my head. 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