{"id":9489,"date":"2018-03-25T15:22:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T14:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/?p=9489"},"modified":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","slug":"the-handjob-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/es\/2018\/03\/la-experiencia-de-la-paja\/","title":{"rendered":"La experiencia de la paja - Relato corto"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chapter 1- The Tingle (1pm)<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n

I feel a tingle go down the back of my head.<\/em><\/p>\n

And my balls.<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s getting worse.<\/em><\/p>\n

I know what my body is telling me.<\/em><\/p>\n

I send messages to all the girls I know in Bangkok<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

None of them reply.<\/em><\/p>\n

They must see me for who I truly am now.\"\"<\/em><\/p>\n

What to do?<\/em><\/p>\n

The tingle is piercing my entire body.<\/em><\/p>\n

The room is spinning, or my head, or both.<\/em><\/p>\n

YouPorn isn’t going to do it.<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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