{"id":9489,"date":"2018-03-25T15:22:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T14:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/?p=9489"},"modified":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T07:10:36","slug":"lexperience-de-la-branlette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/fr\/2018\/03\/lexperience-de-la-branlette\/","title":{"rendered":"L'exp\u00e9rience de la branlette - Une histoire courte"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><em>Chapitre 1- <strong>The Tingle (13h)<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n<p><em>Je ressens un picotement \u00e0 l'arri\u00e8re de la t\u00eate.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Et mes couilles.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s getting worse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Je sais ce que mon corps me dit.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>J'envoie des messages \u00e0 tous les <a href=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/fr\/thai-cupid-dating-site\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Les filles que je connais \u00e0 Bangkok<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Aucun d'entre eux ne r\u00e9pond.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ils doivent me voir tel que je suis maintenant.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9490\" src=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser.png 400w, https:\/\/afarangabroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/loser-300x286.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Que faire ?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Le picotement me transperce tout le corps.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>La pi\u00e8ce tourne, ou ma t\u00eate, ou les deux.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>YouPorn isn&#8217;t going to do it.<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chapter 1- The Tingle (1pm) I feel a tingle go down the back of my head. 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