You don’t run a website like this without people constantly asking you where is the best sex massage in Bangkok?<\/p>\n
Here’s the thing, if I knew where the best sex massage in Bangkok was, I wouldn’t share it on my website.<\/p>\n
Within 7 days you savages would go and run a muck.<\/p>\n
\nC\u2019mon Harvie, we won’t run a muck, we promise.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
The truth is I don\u2019t know where the best massage in Bangkok is, there\u2019s so many that I\u2019d need to visit everyone to find out.<\/p>\n
I’m happy to create a Kickstarter if you guys want to fund me<\/strong>\u00a0to document that journey?<\/p>\n
The more I’m asked this question and the more I think about it, the more I come to the conclusion that it doesn’t exist.<\/p>\n
You can visit the same massage shop 20 times and have 20 different experience raging from amazing<\/strong> \u043d\u0430 terrible<\/strong>.<\/p>\n
The experience you receive depends on how\u00a0you act<\/strong> \u0438 who\u00a0you pick<\/strong>.<\/p>\n
How to dress<\/strong><\/h2>\n
The way you dress impact the quality of your massage.<\/p>\n
\nHold on a minute\u00a0Harvie, you\u2019re saying if I wear crappy clothes there\u2019s a chance my massage will be terrible? <\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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