Carretera de Khao San: 5 razones para no visitarla

I have been living in Bangkok for well over a year now on and off and the first thing I tell people is not to go visit Khao San Road.

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, Khao San road – 5 reasons not to visitI was there only a few days ago and I will admit I had a good time. I met a few friends who were here on holiday for a stag duo and it was fun, well they were fun. The actually street of Khao San Road was a fucking shithole full of kunty young trashpackers annoying me. Although I did have a good time there, it was because of the people I was with,  I mean you can have a fun few hours in prison when you’re with the right people, but that doesn’t mean you want to fucking be there.

All tourist books recommend going to Khao San Road, well yeah maybe 10 or 15 years ago, but now there are 101 other places in Bangkok which are much better. Anyway here are my 4 reasons not to visit. Feel free to add your own in the comments

To many farang girls, and not enough Thai chicks

Pasty white farang girls or overweight white chicks, hmm no thanks Jeff! Although Khao San Road does have quite a few Chicas tailandesas but not as many as other places such as RCA or Sukhumvit. But hey if you’re into white girls, it may just be heaven.

, Khao San road – 5 reasons not to visit

It’s full of lonely planet wankers

I’ll admit that I am a wanker too, but I am wanker with a bit more class. I remember walking on Khao San and within seconds I was getting nudged by tons of trashpackers in the “hustle and bustle” as the guides call it. One kunt even nudged me on purpose, the funny thing was I could of put him down faster than dog with a broken leg, but I decided to let it go (see more class).

I keep walking and I see girls wearing tye and dye pants, guys in Chaing singlets drinking beer as they walk along while trying to grow some stupid facial hair that looks more like hipster bum fluff. I have not even been here two minutes and I am already annoyed at everything.

Getting bombarded by tuk tuk and taxi drivers

I got all the love in the world for a soapy massage or a masaje con final feliz, but I don’t need to be pestered by annoying tuk tuk drivers who get a huge commission for taking me. I am like:

“Hey brah, I run a borderline sex pat blog, does it like I need to be told where to go to get those services?”

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