Хорошая ли она тайская девушка - пройдите тест!

After living in Thailand for a while, you here this quote quite often, “she’s a good Thai girl man, she’s not like the others ” – Every delusional expat living in Thailand with a Thai GF.

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So this got me thinking, maybe there should be some sort of scoring system to see rate how good of a Thai girl your actual Thai GF is? I have devised a completely retarded scoring system to rate your ‘good Thai girl friend’ to see if she is wife material, friends with benefits, relationship material or something else. This is just a bit of fun btw, before anyone gets there knickers in a twist.

The good Thai girl test

The scoring is broken down into two parts, personality and attractiveness.The scoring system is pretty easy to understand.

Is she stuck up-Meaning is your Thai GF a bitch? Does she hate girls for no reason, or always tries try keep out the sun to keep white? Is she annoyed if you eat street food instead of going to some overpriced Japanese buffet?  Score this out of 2. 0 being very stuck up, 2 being not stuck up at all.

Is she sensible and independent-  Is she always playing stupid games and “testing” you to see what you will do or react? Or is she good Thai wife material and hardly ever gets angry over the smallest of things? Factor in how much of her salary she saves if any, or if she pisses it down Watson’s on overpriced makeup.How much of her lifestyle do yo fund? Score this out of /2. 0 not very sensible, 2 very sensible.

Note: if she has ever hinted and doing something “un-thinkable” if you two broke up as a scare tactic, she scores a 0 by default.

Is she classy - How classy is your good Thai girl? Is she always polite and never swears? When you take her out she doesn’t get overly drunk and vomits? Does she eat som tam at your condo in the squat position or on a chair? Score this out of 2. 0 being not very classy , 2 being very classy.

note: if she slurps her noodles or eats crossed legged on the floor at your condo, scoring is to be capped at 1.

Her understanding of English and western culture- This is a big one, can she speak English well, and understand what you’re saying? Or is she the type of girl who always says I cannot explain или I don’t know how to say? Is she aware of what sarcasm is or can understand when you need to spend time with your “boys”  and away from her annoying s***? Score this out of 2. 0 being her not having a good understanding, 2 her having a very good understanding.

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