Is she a Good Thai Girl – Take the Test!
After living in Thailand for a while, you here this quote quite often, “she’s a good Thai girl man, she’s not like the others ” – Every delusional expat living in Thailand with a Thai GF.
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So this got me thinking, maybe there should be some sort of scoring system to see rate how good of a Thai girl your actual Thai GF is? I have devised a completely retarded scoring system to rate your ‘good Thai girl friend’ to see if she is wife material, friends with benefits, relationship material or something else. This is just a bit of fun btw, before anyone gets there knickers in a twist.
The good Thai girl test
The scoring is broken down into two parts, personality and attractiveness.The scoring system is pretty easy to understand.
Is she stuck up–Meaning is your Thai GF a bitch? Does she hate girls for no reason, or always tries try keep out the sun to keep white? Is she annoyed if you eat street food instead of going to some overpriced Japanese buffet? Score this out of 2. 0 being very stuck up, 2 being not stuck up at all.
Is she sensible and independent- Is she always playing stupid games and “testing” you to see what you will do or react? Or is she good Thai wife material and hardly ever gets angry over the smallest of things? Factor in how much of her salary she saves if any, or if she pisses it down Watson’s on overpriced makeup.How much of her lifestyle do yo fund? Score this out of /2. 0 not very sensible, 2 very sensible.
Note: if she has ever hinted and doing something “un-thinkable” if you two broke up as a scare tactic, she scores a 0 by default.
Is she classy – How classy is your good Thai girl? Is she always polite and never swears? When you take her out she doesn’t get overly drunk and vomits? Does she eat som tam at your condo in the squat position or on a chair? Score this out of 2. 0 being not very classy , 2 being very classy.
note: if she slurps her noodles or eats crossed legged on the floor at your condo, scoring is to be capped at 1.
Her understanding of English and western culture- This is a big one, can she speak English well, and understand what you’re saying? Or is she the type of girl who always says I cannot explain or I don’t know how to say? Is she aware of what sarcasm is or can understand when you need to spend time with your “boys” and away from her annoying s***? Score this out of 2. 0 being her not having a good understanding, 2 her having a very good understanding.
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The fun rating could have a negative points factor. I scored one bird at a 7/7 but 0 on the fun rating.. shes extremely nice but a bit boring so downgraded from relationship zone to FWB…
However.. This new scientific method will be applied to all future hookups.
Wonderful, I may start printing laminated wallet size charts and start selling them on my site 😀
Hit em with the Nice Face shame about your large feet, gives em complete complex girls with big feet urghhh!
It’s fun reading this post of yours (by chance) :-).
I think maybe the Thais might thing the same, so perhaps as you’re a Farang, maybe you could make us one “Scoring System” to see what kind of Farang is good? :-D.
Would be nice really!
Yes you’re right, I have a friend in Khon Khen who makes around 50k+ per month, although one week in 4 they spend time in Bangkok
The test not enough!!
What do you mean?
its not accurate, but can get you a understanding of how your GF is ????
On so many counts in numerous website & travel blogs abut thai girls, none is understood by stupid falang (including me) about the warnings & these thai girls get them trapped.
You want a blog article on common traps Thai girls play?
Dude, you for one of the most important things.
Does she always ask you to buy her something? Is she always asking for a little money for this or that. She wants you to take her sopping.
Aloha James
Mind scored 8/9 (no boobies)
There should be an after marriage test as well..
I did your test I knew after a few weeks she was so different from the other bar girls I had meet I scored her 8/8 even the Thai girls we know here in the UK as bow is from Bangkok and they from the north east we have been together 8 years + we go back to Thailand twice a year her family treat me as one of them never been asked for money or anything they send us money in fact her family say we are so much alike we have a great relationship she always makes me laugh and her speaking and understanding of English is very good .my Thai is fairly good too I feel very lucky to have bow In my life and she feels the same about me she comes from a working family she is the Joker of the pack always having fun she has a wicked sense of humour everyone likes bow you are now thinking all this can’t be true but it sure is and yes bow was a bar girl in Bangkok but she had the same cover but inside her book she so so different so my story is a very happy one so the question was are there any good Thai girls my answer is definitely yes bow is the proof of that
Two different chicks two very different scores..
9,2
And
7,8 (room for increase on both)
Which one do you think landing very close to as marrying in the relationship zone and which was a bar girl do you think landing in the friends with benefits oh so close to being eye candy, that one was a bag of crazy
Your story has just inspired me. I met a bar girl too, from Isaan. She’s independent, funny, beautiful and I think I’m falling for her! I was over with some mates and the girls they had were gold-diggers. Mine? Completely opposite. She paid for food & taxis numerous times, she enjoys simple things, just like I do and some of the best times we had was sitting in bed eating street food, watching t.v and laughing together. My mate said that his girl told him that she really, really likes me. I met a lot of her friends, they like me too(I’m a respectful guy and treat everyone with respect) We spoke about our families, our past and sometimes about the future too. Any tips on what to do to keep this going? I live in Europe and I truly want to give this a shot. Both of her sisters are happily married to foreigners(1 in Australia, 1 in the UK) and her family used to own businesses, she even made it clear to me that she won’t be asking me for money cause she’s not that type of girl. In fact, she only ended up doing this work after she broke up with her ex after 2 years, leaving her in a financial mess. Any help would be appreciated 🙂 Thanks!
You need to stay away from bar girl’s just because they have too much baggage from their job. It may be great now (the start of relationships always are) but when they unload their baggage later on, it WILL get messy.