曼谷哪里的按摩最好？
You don’t run a website like this without people constantly asking you where is the best sex massage in Bangkok?
Here’s the thing, if I knew where the best sex massage in Bangkok was, I wouldn’t share it on my website.
Within 7 days you savages would go and run a muck.
C’mon Harvie, we won’t run a muck, we promise.
The truth is I don’t know where the best massage in Bangkok is, there’s so many that I’d need to visit everyone to find out.
I’m happy to create a Kickstarter if you guys want to fund me to document that journey?
The more I’m asked this question and the more I think about it, the more I come to the conclusion that it doesn’t exist.
You can visit the same massage shop 20 times and have 20 different experience raging from amazing 至 terrible.
The experience you receive depends on how you act 和 who you pick.
How to dress
The way you dress impact the quality of your massage.
Hold on a minute Harvie, you’re saying if I wear crappy clothes there’s a chance my massage will be terrible?
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Avoid Sukhumvit would be my recommendation. The side sois are better both for therapeutical massage and extras.
You get the point. Dress smart, smile, be chatty, show interest in the masseuse as a person, respect her and the doors of heaven will open.
Soi 22 and 33 are the best spots. My favourites are Hera’s Massage and Dream Heaven Massage. Mitu is probably the best spot but totally overpriced these days (THB 4600 for 80 min), not worth it as it’s easy to get a similar experience somewhere else by having the right attitude and knowing how to pick the right girl.
How to know if a massage shop is a normal one without sex?
Live here long enough.
Fuck the retread content. Jesus, if you’re gonna try to get paid, put some effort into it.
对不起。
I used to have a lot of fun visiting massage places 10 years ago.
A particular thrilling pursuit was to find the normal massage places that did extras. You know, the ones with ladies dressed conservatively. Waiting for a tell tale sign, like that “accidental” brush and giggle. Good times.
Imo, it’s which massage place happens to be able to attract the most girls that’s the best. It varies, sometimes new one opens, others close, a mamasan will move and bring some girls with her. Got to try a lot of places and be quiet about it if you find a good place.
Then there are the Kapoo Clubs which would probably be what I would go for now.
You can still find the normal massages with extras, Thong Lor is a haven for them.
I’ve read your articles about accommodation in Bangkok. I’m looking for a cheap decent condo lime Varrzon which you has mentioned to rent for a month but Airbnb’s condos are expensive and regular condos need a one year contract. So is there any solution?
Live further out.
What do you mean?
Hey Harvie –
I’ve been trying to find the answer to this, but are you white (European) or Asian or Pakistani or Indian … yourself? I know you say you come from England, but that can mean a lot of things. Just interesting in terms of your perspective and interactions.
I am not white skin.
Thanks, Harv. To clarify, I like trying to imagine the voice of the writer, and a lot of your topics are concerned with cultural meetings, to put it diplomatically.
Being a fag myself, I don’t really read so much for the tips as for the witty writing and refreshingly honest perspectives on a place I’ve never visited (and won’t visit, Asian boys are pretty much the opposite of what my thing is lol).