to be cover just about everything you should know before buying steroids in Thailand.
Some of you reading this might be asking yourself, “Should I take steroids?”
This is a question you might have already
asked yourself and just about every guy will ask himself at some point in their
lives. You’re asking yourself the wrong question. The question should be,
“Why shouldn’t I take steroids?”
You will gain muscle, fast. Even if your work outs aren’t impressive and let’s face it, that’s most of you. Your metabolism shoots way up and you can basically eat whatever you want within reason and LOSE fat and GAIN muscle.
You will experience better libido and better
sex drive. You will have more energy to do everything in your day to day life.
You will have more confidence in yourself to do things you might not have felt capable to do before. Some examples could be, cold approaching girls for their Line or not taking any shit from that cunt who cut the line.
There are definitely pros and cons to taking any
drug and you have to do a risk/reward analysis. Are the health risks worth the
Are Steroids even legal in Thailand?
Steroids come under a gray area and having
steroids in your possession is not technically legal, but not that illegal
either. I’ve never heard of one instance of where a steroid user was arrested
and I couldn’t find anything on the news about it. The only legal issues I
found were a few of the pharmacies selling them.
Usually these sorts of drugs would need to be
prescribed from a doctor. But there are a number of pharmacies that will sell
it over the counter, no questions asked. Maybe one question is asked, “You
on or off a cycle?”
Where can I buy steroids in Thailand?
This will depend on your location in Thailand and
what you are after. I live in Bangkok
and have personal experience with a few of the pharmacies here. You can buy
many different brands for just about every steroid you can think of.
A couple of spots are the pharmacies in the
Patpong area. When you start to hear guys coming up to you every 5 seconds
yelling at you like a monkey, “Ping Pong Show, Ping Pong Show” You’re
There are also a couple pharmacies on Soi 3 and Soi 3/1, also known as Soi Arab. If you want to know why it’s nicknamed Soi Arab, just take a walk down and see for yourself.
If you are in Phuket you will have a number of
pharmacies openly selling them. As with almost anything in Phuket, you are
going to be paying a shit load more than you would pay anywhere else in Thailand.
If you are in Pattaya you are going to find a
lot of body builders who are juicing and you will find the cheapest prices for
Is there a Risk of getting fake or low quality
When you are dealing with the grey market there
are almost always risks. Even though steroids are in the grey area, it’s not
good business sense for the vast majority of these pharmacies to sell fake or
low quality steroids.
Most customers in a lot of these pharmacies
are actually local Thai people or Farang living in Thailand medium-long term. So, if
that’s most of their customer base and they sell some bullshit, that customer
won’t come back and they’re going to go somewhere else.
If you want to be safe, try to make yourself
look like a person who has been living here for awhile. Not a complete tourist
wearing shit-packer pants with a Heineken tank top and an elephant sized
In short, I have never received anything that
wasn’t the real deal. Except for that Ladyboy that one time. I actually haven’t
even heard of anyone that has ever gotten sold fake steroids and I’ve lived in
Thailand for over 3 years, not saying it doesn’t happen, just never heard of
My history of Steroid use
I haven’t taken Steroids, but I am on
Testosterone Replacement Therapy. This is not the same as someone on Steroids
but will use a lot of the same or similar drugs a standard Steroids cycle would
The difference between TRT and Steroids is the
goal of Testosterone replacement Therapy is getting your Testosterone to a
normal level. This normal, healthy level will be determined by your age.
The goal of taking steroids is to gain muscle,
now. You will be taking Testosterone or Testosterone based supplements at a
high dosage and sometimes combining injectable and oral supplements to maximise
testosterone levels, gainz and minimize the side effects that come with taking
these drugs at high dosages.
I put myself on TRT after countless blood
tests of having lower testosterone levels than an 85 year old diabetic man.
Most doctors and endocrinologists know fuck all about this condition.
I used to feel tired all the time, low energy,
couldn’t concentrate, just feeling shitty almost every day. Did I mention I
never felt horny?
After being on TRT, I feel fantastic. I have
so much more energy, can hold concentration, better sense of well being,
happier, sex drive is back. Gym workouts are sick, can finally move up weights
like a normal human being, no superman gainz from steroids just your regular
gym douche bag.
For my stack, I take 100mg of Testosterone
a week, split into 2 injections. So I am injecting 50mg twice a week. I
also inject HCG 3x a week and an Estrogen blocker twice a week as well.
Part of a common steroid cycle will be
injecting 300-1000mg of Testosterone a week depending on the user. The higher
the dose, the higher the risk of side effects.
Where can I check my Testosterone level or
other hormones in Thailand?
You can only find this out by taking a blood
test. This is incredibly easy to do in Thailand.
No appointment necessary, can just walk in to
almost any hospital and tell them you want to know what your Testosterone level
is at and they’ll sort your ass out.
I like going to the Thai Red Cross AIDS Research Centre. It’s located in Bangkok, next to Lumpini Park. All of you other filthy animals can get yourself a cheap Bangkok STD check up while you’re there too.
I’ve been there more than a few times. It
costs 400 baht for a testosterone test but results will be e-mailed to you a
few days later.
If you want the results quick and don’t care
to pay a premium, go to any of the nicer more expensive hospitals and get the
results on the day. I’m a nit, I’ll wait a few days.
Can a doctor in Thailand legally prescribe me
Steroids or Testosterone?
There are lots of doctors who can legally
prescribe you this medication and you can even pay a nurse to do all your
injections for you, which is what a lot pussies who are scared of needles do.
There are ever a number of Testosterone Replacement Therapy clinics that have popped up over Bangkok, Pattaya and even Phuket. These clinics can legally prescribe you all the drugs you need and you will have a doctor over seeing your treatment.
Having a doctor oversee your treatment is
great, but the main problem with these clinics is that you will be paying a
premium rather than buying the drugs yourself. They will sometimes recommend
higher doses than what you might need. These clinics are out to make money and
might not always have your best interests in mind.
What to take away
You have to ask yourself, what are you goals
when taking these drugs? Are you looking to get huge and go on a cycle? Or are
you looking to get Testosterone replacement therapy?
I’m not a doctor, I am not advising anyone to
take these drugs and if you take them like an idiot it could be a fatal heart
attack just waiting to happen. You have to do your own research and experiments
to see what works for you.
Keep a clear head and when you’re thinking
about the risks,
“Think of the gaaiiinnnz”
This was a guest post about buying Steroids in Thailand from a reader.