How to Buy Steroids in Thailand

I’m going to be cover just about everything you should know before buying steroids in Thailand.

Some of you reading this might be asking yourself, “Should I take steroids?”

This is a question you might have already asked yourself and just about every guy will ask himself at some point in their lives. You’re asking yourself the wrong question. The question should be, “Why shouldn’t I take steroids?”

You will gain muscle, fast. Even if your work outs aren’t impressive and let’s face it, that’s most of you. Your metabolism shoots way up and you can basically eat whatever you want within reason and LOSE fat and GAIN muscle.

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You will experience better libido and better sex drive. You will have more energy to do everything in your day to day life.

You will have more confidence in yourself to do things you might not have felt capable to do before. Some examples could be, cold approaching girls for their Line or not taking any shit from that cunt who cut the line.

There are definitely pros and cons to taking any drug and you have to do a risk/reward analysis. Are the health risks worth the gains?

Are Steroids even legal in Thailand?

Steroids come under a gray area and having steroids in your possession is not technically legal, but not that illegal either. I’ve never heard of one instance of where a steroid user was arrested and I couldn’t find anything on the news about it. The only legal issues I found were a few of the pharmacies selling them.   

Usually these sorts of drugs would need to be prescribed from a doctor. But there are a number of pharmacies that will sell it over the counter, no questions asked. Maybe one question is asked, “You on or off a cycle?”

Where can I buy steroids in Thailand?

This will depend on your location in Thailand and what you are after. I live in Bangkok and have personal experience with a few of the pharmacies here. You can buy many different brands for just about every steroid you can think of.

A couple of spots are the pharmacies in the Patpong area. When you start to hear guys coming up to you every 5 seconds yelling at you like a monkey, “Ping Pong Show, Ping Pong Show” You’re very close.

Another well known location is a pharmacy near Soi 4, Nana Plaza and the BTS. It’s probably about 50-100 meters from the McDonalds, have fun finding it!

There are also a couple pharmacies on Soi 3 and Soi 3/1, also known as Soi Arab. If you want to know why it’s nicknamed Soi Arab, just take a walk down and see for yourself.

Buying steroids in Bangkok

If you are in Phuket you will have a number of pharmacies openly selling them. As with almost anything in Phuket, you are going to be paying a shit load more than you would pay anywhere else in Thailand.

If you are in Pattaya you are going to find a lot of body builders who are juicing and you will find the cheapest prices for steroids here.  

Is there a Risk of getting fake or low quality steroids?

When you are dealing with the grey market there are almost always risks. Even though steroids are in the grey area, it’s not good business sense for the vast majority of these pharmacies to sell fake or low quality steroids.

Most customers in a lot of these pharmacies are actually local Thai people or Farang living in Thailand medium-long term. So, if that’s most of their customer base and they sell some bullshit, that customer won’t come back and they’re going to go somewhere else.

If you want to be safe, try to make yourself look like a person who has been living here for awhile. Not a complete tourist wearing shit-packer pants with a Heineken tank top and an elephant sized backpack.

In short, I have never received anything that wasn’t the real deal. Except for that Ladyboy that one time. I actually haven’t even heard of anyone that has ever gotten sold fake steroids and I’ve lived in Thailand for over 3 years, not saying it doesn’t happen, just never heard of it.  

My history of Steroid use

I haven’t taken Steroids, but I am on Testosterone Replacement Therapy. This is not the same as someone on Steroids but will use a lot of the same or similar drugs a standard Steroids cycle would take.

The difference between TRT and Steroids is the goal of Testosterone replacement Therapy is getting your Testosterone to a normal level. This normal, healthy level will be determined by your age.

The goal of taking steroids is to gain muscle, now. You will be taking Testosterone or Testosterone based supplements at a high dosage and sometimes combining injectable and oral supplements to maximise testosterone levels, gainz and minimize the side effects that come with taking these drugs at high dosages.  

I put myself on TRT after countless blood tests of having lower testosterone levels than an 85 year old diabetic man. Most doctors and endocrinologists know fuck all about this condition.

I used to feel tired all the time, low energy, couldn’t concentrate, just feeling shitty almost every day. Did I mention I never felt horny?

After being on TRT, I feel fantastic. I have so much more energy, can hold concentration, better sense of well being, happier, sex drive is back. Gym workouts are sick, can finally move up weights like a normal human being, no superman gainz from steroids just your regular gym douche bag.

For my stack, I take 100mg of Testosterone  a week, split into 2 injections. So I am injecting 50mg twice a week. I also inject HCG 3x a week and an Estrogen blocker twice a week as well.

Part of a common steroid cycle will be injecting 300-1000mg of Testosterone a week depending on the user. The higher the dose, the higher the risk of side effects.

Where can I check my Testosterone level or other hormones in Thailand?

You can only find this out by taking a blood test. This is incredibly easy to do in Thailand.

No appointment necessary, can just walk in to almost any hospital and tell them you want to know what your Testosterone level is at and they’ll sort your ass out.

I like going to the Thai Red Cross AIDS Research Centre. It’s located in Bangkok, next to Lumpini Park. All of you other filthy animals can get yourself a cheap Bangkok STD check up while you’re there too.

I’ve been there more than a few times. It costs 400 baht for a testosterone test but results will be e-mailed to you a few days later.

If you want the results quick and don’t care to pay a premium, go to any of the nicer more expensive hospitals and get the results on the day. I’m a nit, I’ll wait a few days.

Can a doctor in Thailand legally prescribe me Steroids or Testosterone?

There are lots of doctors who can legally prescribe you this medication and you can even pay a nurse to do all your injections for you, which is what a lot pussies who are scared of needles do.

There are ever a number of Testosterone Replacement Therapy clinics that have popped up over Bangkok, Pattaya and even Phuket. These clinics can legally prescribe you all the drugs you need and you will have a doctor over seeing your treatment.

Having a doctor oversee your treatment is great, but the main problem with these clinics is that you will be paying a premium rather than buying the drugs yourself. They will sometimes recommend higher doses than what you might need. These clinics are out to make money and might not always have your best interests in mind.

What to take away

You have to ask yourself, what are you goals when taking these drugs? Are you looking to get huge and go on a cycle? Or are you looking to get Testosterone replacement therapy?

I’m not a doctor, I am not advising anyone to take these drugs and if you take them like an idiot it could be a fatal heart attack just waiting to happen. You have to do your own research and experiments to see what works for you.

Keep a clear head and when you’re thinking about the risks,

“Think of the gaaiiinnnz”

This was a guest post about buying Steroids in Thailand from a reader.

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