Dr Blowjob Bar (Dr BJ)
For a blog about traveling around Thailand I sure do get a lot of Google redirects to my site from people searching about the Dr BJ bar in Bangkok. So I figure I must give the readers what they want? This type of bar is not the place you would find the girl of you dreams, for that perhaps read my post on how to get a Thai girl friend.
If you are looking to get laid for free then read my article on Thai girlfriends.
Madame Claude (another option for BJ bars in Bangkok)
Located on soi Ari and not far from BTS Phnom pong in a small soi away from the crowd Madame Claude is easy and fast to access, but still gives you privacy away from eyesight.
More than a blow job bar, Madame Claude with its 60s Brothel atmosphere, will let you jump back in the Paris Pigalle of the Belle Epoque Come and feel like a baron in our high standards and well-decorated facilities.
Upon arrival, you will have a choice between a large panel of blow job services, including hand job, deep throat blow job, cum on boobs, and their famous chocolate or ice blow job.
Although offering high-standard blow job, prices at Madame Claude are similar to other BJ bars in BKK. After your choice is done, you will be guided to a clean and cozy room with dimmed lights which will let you relax while you lay down on a leather couch to enjoy the best blow job in Bkk.
Our girls are not only beautiful, but they will also give you an unforgettable performance. So leave the busy streets of Bangkok and jump back into the naughty Paris of the sixties for a time laps in our luxurious Madame Claude Blow job bar. You can view their website here: bjbarbkk.com
Trip report of Dr Blowjob bar (Dr BJs)
Anyway back on topic, me and my friends always joke about the Dr Bj bar, often referred to as “the Drs”, and that one needs to go and check a “check up” to ensure they have not caught anything while living in the land of smiles. We kept joking about this till it reached breaking point, and we decided that a game of tennis should decide who goes and gets a check up at Dr Bjs, the winner being able to pick the “consultant” of choice for the loser.
Having more swagger than lil Wayne, I managed to beat my friend like an egg. He was left picking his balls off the court and heading to the infamous Dr BJ bar AKA the “drs”.
Upon walking in the lovely mamasan greets me and my friend, telling us the prices and how it works. Around 12 girls from the Isan area rush into the room and take a seat. The selection well…. was something to be desired of.My friend face went bright red and his hands began to shake, don’t forget, it was me who picked the girl. (*Dr evil laugh*)
The viewing area is always empty until a customer walks in, then the girls line up against a wall and you can pick who you want to ‘service’ you. Don’t feel rushed, you can take your time and even order a beer first if you want. I would say around 10-20% of the girls are fairly good looking, the rest well, no thanks Jeff!
All the girls have number badges on there clothes and I whisper to my friends ear the two ugliest girls in the line up, and his heart stops. He offers to give me 1,000 baht If I don’t pick either of them, which obviously meant I was only going to pick one of them. I ended up going for number 38 who hmm,maybe you can go and see her for your self.
As he went to get his check up, I took a seat in the Dr BJ bar, and ordered a coke while I watched other people come in and pick. 10 minutes later my friend comes back down with a look of resign on his face, “I hope he check up went well and he got the all clear” I said to him. I tried to talk to him when we left, but he was dazed and could not speak. I managed to take a picture of his consultant though.
Even too this day I ask him what went on in the BJ Bar, but he never tells a word…..
Prices for the DR BJ bar
Prices are as follows:
Nurse – 700bahtConsultant: -1,000baht (they look better)
For similar content read my blog post about finding a Thai girlfriend in Bangkok and my review on the best dating sites in Thailand to find the best information on Thai girls in Thailand, because they won’t be found at the Dr BJ bar.
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you’re a cheeky kunt mate i swear
Sounds like a laugh. Saw “Whore’s Glory”, is it like that?
I don’t think i’m aware of Whores glorly?
DON’T NOT GO TO SOM’S HAVEN!!
I just left there May 7, 2016 about 11pm and I can not believe how horrible it was. The girl grabbed me as I was walking up and ushered me in to pay. On our way up the stairs to the room she seemed extremely annoyed. I asked if she was ok she responded with a stare and pointed me to the room. I should have asked for a different girl.
The girl was horrible at her job and it was at times painful, WTF!? Several times she would actually stop, look up at me like “I can’t believe your making me do this”. This happened SEVERAL times. Made me feel like shit. Then she said to me 5 more minutes and I stop. There is a sign clearly saying you have 30-40 minutes before additional charge. After the 4th or 5th time stopping and looking at me I just told her to stop and I left. Fucking horrible. On the way out a girl in front said please come again. I should have let her know how disappointed I was but was so angry I just wanted to leave.
I recommend going to Kasalong’s nearby where the girls are MUCH better. DO NOT GO TO SOM’S HAVEN!!!
This was actually May 6, 2016 and I left about 11pm or so? The girl was about 5’5″ with shoes and thin. Kind of wide mouth and longer dark hair with the usual light brown coloring mixed in some. She looked to be in her 20s.
Hello! Please note the new name of Dr Bj is Wood Bar
Same business, same price, same staff, same address just a new name….
I’ve been to Som’s one time before, and it was fantastic. The girl was 18 or 19 and utterly beautiful and did a very good job.
I’ve been to Magic Table a few times too, and last time I went for a threesome. Problem was that the girls started talking with each other instead of taking care of me, and soon one of the girls had a breakdown and rushed out, leaving me sitting there with a floppy and a fair share of guilt. Thing is that these girls are people too. They will have bad days, so don’t condemn the whole place because of one girl’s bad attitude. I’ll be back at the Magic Table for sure, same with Som’s. But you need to check out the girls attitude before you take them up stairs.
I am an American expat living in Lam Lukka outside of Patum Thani.
Can you direct me to any B.J. bars around where I live. The blow job bar is quite a unique concept. One place to go, one service provided. Just get the job done. Your suggestions and personal knowledge of each place would be greatly appreciated.
Not sure anyone does know them around that area mate, you’d most likely need a Thai male friend who would be willing to show you.
I shot a video at Dr BJ’s Girl was not the most attractive ( but I have had attractive girls that were fantastic and 1 attractive girl that was kind of a dud) but this cheaper girl gave excellent service and had no problem with me filming my exposition into niverna! It was wonderful ! Let me know if you guys would like to see it . I highly recommend the girl idf she is still there !