A Day in the Life of a Creep

A faint light appears.

I instinctively rub my eyes and see it’s 9:27 am.

I can’t remember the last time I used an alarm clock.

I get out of bed, relax on the balcony and take in the views.

I hear splashing.

Two (hot) women are taking selfies in the condo pool.

I see them, but they can’t see me.

I extend balcony time by 20 minutes.

Feeling a load lighter, I make breakfast.

Then I take the commute to work.

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