A faint light appears. I instinctively rub my eyes and see it’s 9:27 am. I can’t remember the last time I used an alarm clock. I get out of bed, relax on the balcony and take in the views. I hear splashing. Two (hot) women are taking selfies in the condo pool. I see them, but
I didn’t realize until recently that some men have trouble speaking or being around hookers, well I did, but never thought it an epidemic. If you thought Ebola was bad, hooker-phobia is on another level, and what worse, it mostly affects white people! Hooker-phobia: the term used to describe someone who has a negative feeling when talking
What’s it like for Black and Indians in Thailand, and do Thai girls like us, have been the most emailed questions to me in 2018. Disclaimer: the rest of this article is going to be intentionally offensive, uncomfortably racist and triggering all in the name of dark humor. Please leave now if you’re offended easily.
Chapter 1- The Tingle (1pm) I feel a tingle go down the back of my head. And my balls. It’s getting worse. I know what my body is telling me. I send messages to all the girls I know in Bangkok. None of them reply. They must see me for who I truly am now.
You, an aspiring heterosexual male, ready to leave your mother’s tit and make the move to Asia. A move you’ve been planning for months, maybe even years. As you fiddle downstairs trying to find your peanut size balls to make the jump, a question you’ll ask yourself is Which city in Asia should I move to? So
