How to Pick up Girls in Thailand
Comments on my recent Oscar Award Winning blogs have been the above .
“Hey Harvie, how do I pick up Thai girls?”
Well wait no longer, I have created the A Farang Aboard’s Guide to Picking Up Girls in Thailand.
How to pick up girls in Thailand
Picking up girls in Thailand is easy.
You simply bend your legs, grab them from the waist and then toss them over your back.
Okay, I’ll be honest…
I don’t know anything about girls
Even though I have a website showing guys how to get Thai girls, I know nothing about picking up girls.
I sit in my condo all day writing shit blogs about where to meet 7 girls in Bangkok and How I Manage to Make $34,672 per month using this one Freelancing Hack to make money.
I don’t know the first thing on the subject of picking up.
Just like you, I am a loser.
I’m a phony.
I make stuff up and post it on the internet to make a few pennies.
I have no soul.
I don’t know what you should say to a girl when she negs you or what to do when you face some LMR (last minute resistance ya n00bs).
I’m just a tiny spec of Internet Shit Dust floating on Google, and you’re the bottom feeders that live off my shit.
And I’ve dropped another turd.
Dig in.
Here is what I KNOW about Picking up Thai girls
If you like a Thai girl and would like to get to know her more, I suggest you talk to her. Because if you don’t, you cannot pick her up.
Simply introduce yourself, while hiding your true personality.
You know, don’t be your slimeball self.
If the Thai girl does not like you, as long as she is not with a huge group of friends or family, she will talk to you for a few minutes if she knows English.
That’s Thai girls for you, even if they don’t find you attractive, they are more than happy to have a chat without being triggered or repressed.
They don’t want to embarrass you any further, they are just cool fucking girls.
So don’t be scared and just talk to her.
As you converse with her about you bought TRON (TRX) at the ICO pre-sale and you now sold for 500x profit, if you somehow manage not to piss your pants or cover her in your slime shit, then ask for her number or LINE ID.
She will probably give it to you as well, and she may even message and meet you for a date.
Related: read my guides below on where to:
- Cute girls in Laos
- English speaking Malaysian girls
- Burmese women
- Cambodian girls
And if you actually manage secure the date, then you have successfully picked up a Thai girl, you now have enough authority and credibility to give other men advice on the Internet.
How do I find the high-quality Thai girls?
I get this question too:
“How do I get hi so Thai girls in good jobs who have perfect English and work out?”
“I only want Thai girls who make a lot of money or have a good job, where do I find them?”
You’re asking the wrong questions.
Look in the mirror.
You’re a slimeball. Really, go to the mirror this second, and look at your reflection, and tell me there is not a slimeball looking back at you?
I thought so, phaggot.
Why would these girls ever go for you?
The fact that you’re reading this article means you’re here because of my email list, Facebook Page or by Googling some derogatory term.
Just by having my website stored in your cookies, you’re not worthy of any desirable girl.
However the good news is, if you want to date smart, hardworking and creative Thai girls (do they even exist?), all you have to do is become a worthy player in the game – and that is easy.
Start by dressing well. As a rule of thumb to ALWAYS cover your feet and legs when out. ALWAYS wear a t-shirt minimum.
No vests. No shorts. They are only for the beach.
Start to take care of your body and pick up some weights, learn what food you should be eating.
A friend once said to me it’s not fair that our other good-looking friend gets all the girls, while we sit here jerking each other off.
He was short, fat and brown.
And I, well, I run a sex blog giving slimeballs advice on picking up Thai girls.
If you’re short, bald, not white, fat or look like an ugly prick – then it will be harder for you to pick up girls.
That’s just the cards you were dealt, stop cyring and deal with it.
You’re the Batch B of this world.
Batch A is is everyone else.
The good news is, you can work on yourself and evolve your DNA to become Batch A.
Improve your wealth, that will give you greater access to girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
Get hobbies and start making friends who help grow forward.
Win more social, physical, health and wealth points – then you’ll be able to pick up good Thai girls.
Make your character a worthy player on the Dating Map.
Rate your character out of 40, where do you rank?
- Social – 1/10
- Health – 8/10
- Physical – 7/10
- Wealth – 7/10
My score: 23/40.
Your approval rating:
0-18 (LOSER) – don’t even go near a girl, you rapist. You must work on yourself immediately.
19-27 – (Batch B) – you have no unique selling point, work harder or live in On Nut for the rest of your life.
28 -(Batch A) – don’t change a thing about your life.
How to hack getting Thai girls using Pick Up
If you don’t want to use my strategy of trying not to be a terrible human being, the next best way to pick up Thai girls is to learn what the young kids are calling Game.
The art of pick up.
There are many definitions of what pick-up means today, but essentially it’s to temporary convince a girl you’re not worthy of dating, to date you.
Pick up strategies work really well too, and you can get really hot girls who should never ever be dating you, to date and kiss your slimeball face.
But this strategy only works well in the short-term.
It’s only a matter of time before she realizes you’re a creepy slimeball and leaves you.
That’s why I don’t learn pick up.
Hopefully, one day when I become like them, the others (Batch A), I will be worthy enough to talk to a girl.
How do I pick up Thai girls that won’t rob me?
Slimeballs attracts slimeballs.
If you have been scammed by a Thai girl in the past or have regular blow-ups with Thai girls, it’s because you’re a slimeball.
Slimeballs attracts slimeballs.
Here’s one comment I got this week:
The main reason a girl would cheat on you is because you’re a worthless piece of slim and she does not want you.
Because why would ANY girl cheat on a guy who has all the points in life?
Wealth points alone doesn’t help, if you don’t have enough on social, health and physical points on the Dating Map, you will get burned.
I know several friends who have Thai girlfriends who are loyal and amazing. They don’t cheat, you know why, because they have the points.
Thai girls are amazing, they are caring and so friendly.
But all you hear online are bad stories because you slimeballs are picking up slime because you’re slime and hang around slime areas.
If you want to pick up a Thai girl who you can trust and is not crazy, then become worthy of one and they will spawn all around you.
Now I hope that answerers everyone’s questions about how to pick up girls in Thailand.
Class dismissed.
Liked my post about picking up Thai girls? Then leave a comment below, let me know what you agree or disagree with. Also have any suggestions for future topics?
Teaching English in Thailand – Q&A
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Hi Harvie I like your blog . Maybe you could put a lot more photos on your blog . How come you don’t talk about the bar girl seen very much .
Stephen
Australia
Hey Stephen,
You’re right I don’t. Maybe I will do that in my next blog post. Will try to upload more image too of Bangkok and Thailand :).
Harvie then again there’s to many blogs out there on the Thai night life , maybe you could attracted a different market by posting about something else, what type of things to do in bangkok ,
I actually like your comment, there’s a reason I don’t talk too much about it and I’ll write about that either this week or next week :).
You been doing lots of crypto trading and ICOs? Did you really get 500x on Tron?!?
Great blog. Love the style of humor.
I only hodl Dogecoin mate.
I see you got some fat transactions in your Ether wallet. props bro. living the dream.
But Dogecoin had a great performance (at least this year): from less than a penny to 0,6x USD is super.
I have diversified in the greatest 10 cryptocoins, though. Using my own algorithm that includes market cap, popularity, # of trades per days, and a few other things which I will not disclose here.
Hey Harvie – glad you’re writing articles frequently again, as your insights and dry humour are on point and always make for a good read. Unsure whether this would be a dangerous topic to write about as you live in BKK, but it would you be entertaining if you shared your use or encounter with narcotics in Bangkok or around SE Asia.
Thanks Hogan. Yes I’d like to write about that topic but it’s best to give it a miss for many reasons, good choice tho.
Actually, Harvie posted such article last year already. But it miracleosly dissapered same day, which was probably a good decision.
Narcotics – avoid at all costs.
The End.
If you like a Thai girl and would like to get to know her more, I suggest you talk to her. Because if you don’t, you cannot pick her up.
Wise words…..it’s really this simple.
Slime ball,
Kind of harsh about your readers but at least you were honest about your social life. 1/10? That’s pretty bad bro. :). How do you pick up girls if your social is 1? Serious question. I am not trolling you.
Also, for the ratings you need some guidelines so we can calibrate the different categories and rankings. For example, physical: 0 = long term disease due to obesity and poor diet; can’t walk one flight of steps; 10 = works out 5 days a week, can run a marathon, etc. Your ratings have no meaning to me.
Hey Bob,
The slimeball was part joke, part not joke.
I’m not focusing on girls right now, I am focusing on other areas of my life like building a meaningful passion into a business, so that can go on hold until I go on holiday (see Holiday Girlfriend article).
I did not add a rating guideline because each person should judge themselves on where they think they are. The numbers are all relative, too many factors to take into account. But noted the comment for future articles.
For example, everyone’s idea of how much money they need to live the dream differs, some need $500k others need $5m. So put your numbers down based on where you’re now in terms of social/wealth/health and physical to where you want to be (where you want to be meaning 10).
This blog reminds of the time i bought ripple and it went up 3x.
I see my posts are getting to you. Good to be smacked back to reality every once in a while huh you slimeball loser farang.
:(.
Geez Harvey, it seems like Damnhomie has a full-on blue steel broner for you.
@Damnhomie – You still can’t seem to get over that Ladyboy who screwed you over and took all your money in Thailand? Life goes on man. Get over it and stop being a hater. If being an expat or sexpat is not your thing then that’s fine. Live let live.
Great stuff, back in form with this one.