How to Cure Your Hooker-Phobia

I didn’t realize until recently that some men have trouble speaking or being around hookers, well I did, but never thought it an epidemic.

If you thought Ebola was bad, hooker-phobia is on another level, and what worse, it mostly affects white people!

Hooker-phobiathe term used to describe someone who has a negative feeling when talking to hookers or being in their presence. 

If you suffering from hooker-phobia or know somebody who does, please share this article with them. I am hoping this gets into WebMD.

Are you a phaggot?

A phaggot is anyone who has low self-confidence, looks or may be a virgin, doesn’t lift, can’t grow facial hair and has a nerdy face.

I was a phaggot once. I think everyone is at some point in life.

Since a phaggot cannot muster the courage to talk to a regular girl, he has no chance of talking to hookers as they will actually pay him attention, and the phaggot will piss his pants.

The phaggot avoids hookers at all costs because of fear.

He does not know how to act when girls give him positive attention.

If this sounds like you, close your eyes, count back from 10 and ask a good friend to read the following.

Close your eyes.

Are they closed?

Good.

We are about to go on a journey to cure your phobia.

You’re in Bangkok.

It’s night.

You’re about to enter a go-go bar with dozens of hot Thai girls in skimpy clothing.

Good girls have back tattoos?

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There’s a girl on stage looking at you, she is smiling and just blew a kiss in your direction.

You look behind because you cannot comprehend that someone you never met is giving you so much attention.

There is no one behind you.

Yes, she is blowing a kiss at you phaggot.

Her name is Lek, she is 23 from the region of Issan.

In 30 seconds she will come over and ask whether you’d like a drink, or if you’d like to fuck her in the pussy. 

Don’t panic!

Don’t open your eyes!

Find your breath.

Inhale and exhale.

It’s going to be okay.

Get your shit together phaggot, she is about to approach.

Okay here she is.

“Hey Phaggot, My name is Lek, nice to meet you ka. Would you like to order a drink or would you rather fuck me in the pussy?”

Don’t be scared.

Tell her you only want a drink, and she will get you a drink and leave you alone.

“Okay one beer coming up, if you need anything else you’re welcome to call me over ka”

Okay, now open your eyes phaggot.

You’re cured.

You hold all power in a go-go bar. You can tell girls to stay on your table or to go away.

It’s okay to be scared or overwhelmed, everyone is their first time.

If you’re too nervous to talk to hookers because you’re a phaggot but would like to stop being a phaggot, just order a drink and sit by yourself, many people do this.

Focus on your breath, learn the surroundings and over time you’ll be less scared and will be able to open up.

Visiting your first go go bar or freelance joint is very much like jumping into an ice-cold bath.

The first several minutes can be terrifying.

But then you focus on your breath and your muscles relax, and you start to enjoy it.

Are you a White Knight?

“I don’t like going to the red light district, it makes me sad and depressed”

Some people can’t talk to hookers or refuse to visit the red light districts because they feel sad or down.

Always follow the red neon

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A lot of girls choose this path because out of all the options they have to make money, this one makes the most sense for them.

It’s not their first, fifth or tenth choice as a job, they don’t have the luxury of options.

When you have little education and your village has zero opportunities, are you expecting them to start drop-shipping or affiliate marketing?

Their choices are often to work 12 hours per day 6 days per week for $300 in some crappy job, or to earn $1,000-$5,000+ doing this for half the hours.

Both choices suck, but least they are brave enough to make that choice to support their family and children, and you have to respect them for that.

If that makes you sad or depressed then you need to get your head out the sand and look at the real world.

The world is not a nice place.

Instead of feeling sorry, why not support these girls by tipping them $5-$20 for talking to you, or buy them a drink which they get commision for, and then leave.

Feeling sorry helps nobody in this economy.

You don’t have to visit the areas and have sex with girls, you can go and just talk to them, tip them well and leave.

Get an inside view on how they live, why they do what they do and be thankful that you have a better opportunity in life.

I’m too good for hookers

” I don’t pay for hookers man, they pay for me”

Another form of hooker-phobia is men who detest hookers or anyone who sleeps with them.

They don’t detest because they think it’s morally wrong, they detest because they think it makes you less of a man and more of a beta.

If you have never slept with a prostitute before, it takes more balls to do it, than not to do it.

Not doing it is EASY.

Doing it the first time is like jumping off a cliff not knowing what is waiting for you on the other side.

To totally be against the idea usually means you have issues.

To do it means you have issues.

To not be against it, having experienced it, but to no longer do it is probably the safest place to be.

If you think it makes someone a beta or less of a man, you’re merely projecting yourself on others.

It’s too shameful

Some people refuse to visit because they think sleeping with hookers is too shameful, or even being in the area can hurt their credibility as a human being if they are seen.

You know, people get the shame thing all wrong.

The shame doesn’t come from others judging you, that is a small part.

The shame comes after when you learn the type of person you really are.

For some this process happens right after their first experience, for others it can take months, years, or decades.

The reason it takes time is that shame is attached to intense pleasure.

Most focus on the good and lock the bad in a box, because they are not ready to face it.

But you can’t do it forever, one day the box will open.

Am I saying you should pay for sex?

Paying for sex can lead you down a slippy slope, the next thing you know:

You’re banging ladyboys.

You’re a sex addict.

You’re broke.

Hookers are the forbidden fruit of this world.

You know you shouldn’t, but nobody will ever know, right?

Like Adam, your life will change when you take your first bite.

You’ll see relationships differently.

You’ll see yourself differently.

You’ll see the world differently.

It can literally change your life for better or worse depending on what you take away from it.

Some people try a cigarette for the first time and become addicted, some hate it while others rely on it during times of stress or pain.

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