7 Places to find sex in Hanoi
In this article you’ll learn where to find sex in Hanoi.
Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, is with no doubt one of the easiest places to get laid.
So where do you narrow your choices to get good sex in Hanoi hunt? Well, by the end of this sex in Hanoi guide you will be spoilt for choice.
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Hanoi is not the most cosmopolitan cities.
If you look around, there will be thousands of motorbikes and local people. This does not mean you will receive hostility if from a different race, but Hanoi girls will avoid PDAs with you.
The trick is to take the game where they are most comfortable. So which are some of these places to get sex in Hanoi?
Massage parlors and spas
We categories massage parlors into two: family-friendly and happy ending massages in Hanoi.
Family-friendly parlors offer regular massage, i.e., traditional massage.
For a happy ending, there is a lot of x rated stuff going on. If you do not want the girl’s hands wandering into your crotch, don’t visit here.
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I hit the Emperor Men’s Spa today. The lobby is under heavy construction. The room rate is now 350,000 for regular. The girl I got was pretty 25 and friendly. To be clear there was almost no massage. The basic of effort was put into all of her actions. When. It came time to negotiate she asked if I wantwd bj or handjob. I said bj and offered 350,000 which was the same as the room. She was very displeased and said 700,000 was normal. I said no way and started to get dressed. No way was I going g or pay 700,000. Then she said her boss will get very mad If I leave. So now I feel. A bit trapped. We finally agree on 500,000 and it was the the least enthusiastic blow job o have ever had. 5 seconds in her mouth followed by a lame hand job. I came as quick as I could. As soon as I did she is hurrying me into the shower and telling me I must “smile big” when I go down stairs. Fucking terrible experience.
Blue Spa. Just to let you know, I paid 700,000 for each girl. If I wanted them to get undressed, they asked 700,000. Not 500,000. 500,000 for just the massage which wasn’t a massage.
Ended up paying a lot more than I intended. The girls were money crazy. They didn’t perform and slacked off. Kept asking for more. Had a difficult time. A pack of girls and looks from all other customers who noticed a number of girls with me.
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Thanks for the update, best to get out when the girls only think about the money, service will always be poor.
The service was great tho. 🙂
Hi there.
I go to Blue Spa today and the start price is increased from 300k to 400k!
And the girl asks for 1M for hj or bj. Cause I didn’t bring too much money with me and after negociation I paid 700k.
But the service is poor. She help you bath and directly do her job without flirtting.
But the girl is greaaaaaat!!!!
She asks for 2M for sex and pity that I am poor man.
Maybe you looked too much like a tourist and thus she priced it at that.
Well that makes sense.
Maybe I wore the wrong shirt LoL.
Your body language also gives them signals.
Sakura club and sakura hotel are different? Damn I went to the sakura hotel. Windy spa ok. Blue spa ok. Emperer below average.
Fortuna and hanoi hotel above average. Online dating. Girls look at the looks too much. No review on the karaokes. Can you tell us at least what area is good? because usually these clubs share the girls in moving vans.
Tried ball bars and 1900 for the club. God , they look ugly. Would rather go to Korean clubs.
I visited Oasis 1, 19 Lang Ha, Hanoi last week. It was exactly as stated above. I had a VERY good time. More than just a happy ending. Highly recommended. I did have to pay a bit more, but it was worth it.
I vitsited few massage places in Hanoi and Neko Massage is the best in my opinion. It is new, clean, location is easy to find and central.
I paid 600,000 VND(~26USD) for ticket for 1 hr of nuru massage and i got: Sauna, The lady washed me top to bottom like a babe( my first time), regular massage, and nude nuru massage with oil, then HJ, BJ, RIM ( on me), then finished in CIM. Awesome!!! I tipped her 600,000 VND(~$26USD) and she was happy and said thank you.
I highly recommended it.
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Don’t we all.
Got mugged. I’m in Hanoi now and just got mugged by the girls while giving massage. Robbed me off the USD and INRs in my wallet. But surprisingly spared the local currency and credit cards. Never trust the bikers in old quarter offering to take you to massage parlours. They will offer ‘boom boom’ and take you to massage bars and whn you hv paid a million already you will come to know its just bj. Then you ask for refund and they take you to cheap rooms and evn if you dont like the girls there your money gets stuck! Beware of your wallet. mine got eyeballed the moment i opened it in front of them, and the second we were in the shower the girl (or maybe someone else) robbed the wallet. I didn’t realize it untill i was back to my hotel. Shitty experience, lost almost 75USD
Yeah that is common if you don’t go to a trusted massage shop. For Vietnam I advise always to go on online dating, 100x safer.
Hit up Neko Nuru yesterday. Yes it is a little pricey – I took the 90 min VIP VND 800K +800K and it was best 90 minutes I have had in a long time. Very polite and english speaking front desk. Girl selection is by a 1 by 1 viewing to your spa room , I was happy with number 3, but I understood there where more to choose from. Fantastic in-room steam sauna with herbs, followed by spa bath and washdown by girl and then down to slip’ n slide nuru. Not rushed and girl not pushing for more cash. The whole venue is classy. Will visit again before leaving Hanoi. Only regret is I can not squeeze in more visits to Neku on this trip!
Went to NEKO Massage on 8th November . Was guided to 4th floor. I asked whether I can choose the girl for Body 2 body massage. I was told No. The boy at the lobby guided me to a room and then an young and grumpy girl walked in. Asked me to undress and have Sauna and then take bath in the bath tub. The girl just rubbed my hands and legs. Ales my to move to the massage bed. She tried giving massage with least interest and all time angry. She did not undress. After 10 minutes I got out of the bed and dressed up. Moved out of the room. Went to the reception and told the person there the whole story. He appologised and said will took me back to the room. Sent 5 girls to choose from. The girl I selected was good and gave me nice body 2 body massage. Paid 600K+600K
Great to know they have good customer service 🙂
Thanks for your blog, I found Neko. I went to Neko massage yesterday at 3pm. And it was one the best massage with happy ending I’d ever had.
Booked King room with 2 girls, paid total 2850k. No hidden cost, straight forward and easy to calculate.
I dont have any number before coming in so they line the girls up for me to choose, 5 of them in total, my preferences are big natural boobs. Book no. 23 and 38.
After steam sauna for 15 mins, I started to bath with the girls, both of them naked, one played with my willies while the other lets me lean on her big breast. Seems like a good start I though.
Next we move on to the bed and they started to massage me while Im lying down. It was very decent massage to be honest. But the real fun when they both turn me over and there’s a big mirror attached to the ceiling, where I can see they both naked on the bed. They started to applied Nuru massage and alternatively giving me a blow job. I consider myself a horny guys so we did 69 all together with my finger stucking in both their pussy.
After all, we went to shower and they applied real massage with karate chop before I get dress and leave the room. Amazing experience with splendid services. Would definitely recommend to come here, it’s a bit more expensive but it’s really worth it.
Love the place, love the girls, will come back in near future with my business partners.
Cheers!
I went to Sakura by the lake.
I had low expectations as I had had some poor experiences in Hanoi, but it was really lovely. Professional staff, clean facilities, nice girls to choose from.
The massage wasn’t awesome, but it rarely is, that’s not the point in these places, but the whole experience was definitely nice. The girl tried to haggle the price up but I stuck to my guns and ended up paying 500 for the massage and 500 for the HE.
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Just went to Emperor Spa. Price is now VND600k + 600k Tip. Decided to give it a miss
Are girls in Hanoi open to licking, kissing, boob playing or is it mainly HJ and BJ at the Parlours? Where do we stand decent chance to find girls who are open to other services if not full sex?