Family-friendly parlors offer regular massage, i.e., traditional massage.
For a happy ending, there is a lot of x rated stuff going on. If you do not want the girl’s hands wandering into your crotch, don’t visit here.
Well, for those of us who can’t help the pleasure of early twenties girls massaging out butts and boners with oil, which are the best spas in Hanoi.
J Spa Massage in Hanoi
One of the best places to visit for a happy ending massage in Hanoi is J Spa.
They are located not too far from the center of Hanoi, have great English speaking staff and dozens of girls and their prices are fixed and on point.
If you’d like to contact them beforehand to book (I strongly recommend), you can contact them 84-973027979 using Viber, Wechat and Zalo and check out their website at www. jspamassage.com
Be sure to tell them A Farang Abroad sent you to get that VIP experience.
Neko Nuru Massage
You’ll find it mentioned on most of the internet that Neko Massage is the best place in Hanoi for erotic massages.
They have the biggest and most stunning rooms I’ve seen in Hanoi, on average there’s around 35 girls to choose from per day, and prices are in English meaning you pay the same as locals.
While the COVID-19 virus is shutting down most of Hanoi, Neko Nuru massage is still open, just message them using the info below to make a booking.
Prices start are 600k VND for a 1 hour massage where you’re bathed and given a body-2- body nuru massage with a happy ending.
A tip for the girl at the end will be around 600k.
They have an English speaking staff so you can contact them if you have any questions, you can visit their site at: NekoMassage.vn.
Whatsapp/ZALO: +84 96 808 4689
Windy VIP massage
Also known as Windy Hotel, you can get most of the sexual service here. Windy has three branches (same owner), and they all offer erotic massage including one that covers your body with yogurt and then licked from head to toe.
The Windy 1, Villa B9, 4th F behind Windy Hotel on 23 Thong Phong.
Windy 2, 18 Ngo 76 Duy Tan, Hanoi
The Windy 3, 265 Kim Nguu, Hanoi
Cost for massage
400-500k for massage + 500k for the BJ
If you want a threesome or more 100k extra
The girls expect tips.
Emperor Men’s Spa
Also known as Men’s Spa PVT (Phan Van Tri) or TLT VIP club. The locals consider it as the best value spa in Hanoi. They offer BJ and HJ. No sex.
They have another branch, Men’s Spa NKT in Nguyen Khanh Toan
26 Phan Van Tri, 3km from Old Quarter.
188 Nguyen Khanh Toan (for the branch)
Open hours: 10 AM to 12 AM
Cost of massage
Standard room 300VND + 3000VND tip
VIP massage in Jacuzzi room: 600KVND + 500K VND tip
4 hand massage (two girls): VIP charges + 150k VND for the 4 hand.
Call: 04 2266 8855
04 2244 5599 (for the branch)
Blue Spa is among the executive spas in Hanoi, yet its prices are reasonable compared with other tourist hotels. Their girls are cute with rooms neat and clean.