Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, is with no doubt one of the easiest places to get laid. So where do you narrow your sex in Hanoi hunt? Well, by the end of this sex in Hanoi guide you will be spoilt for choice.
Hanoi is not the most cosmopolitan cities. If you look around, there will be thousands of motorbikes and local people. This does not mean you will receive hostility if from a different race, but girls will avoid PDAs with you.
The trick is to take the game where they are most comfortable. So which are some of these places to get sex in Hanoi?
Massage parlors and spas
In Hanoi, we categories massage parlors into two: family friendly and happy ending.
Family-friendly parlors offer regular massage, i.e., traditional massage.
For a happy ending, there is a lot of x rated stuff going on. If you do not want the girl’s hands wandering into your crotch, don’t visit here.
Well, for those of us who can’t help the pleasure of early twenties girls massaging out butts and boners with oil, which are the best spas in Hanoi.
Windy VIP massage
Also known as Windy Hotel, you can get most of the sexual service here. Windy has three branches (same owner), and they all offer erotic massage including one that covers your body with yogurt and then licked from head to toe.
The Windy 1, Villa B9, 4th F behind Windy Hotel on 23 Thong Phong.
Windy 2, 18 Ngo 76 Duy Tan, Hanoi
The Windy 3, 265 Kim Nguu, Hanoi
Cost for massage
400-500k for massage + 500k for the BJ
If you want a threesome or more 100k extra
The girls expect tips.
Emperor Men’s Spa
Also known as Men’s Spa PVT (Phan Van Tri) or TLT VIP club. The locals consider it as the best value spa in Hanoi. They offer BJ and HJ. No sex.
They have another branch, Men’s Spa NKT in Nguyen Khanh Toan
26 Phan Van Tri, 3km from Old Quarter.
188 Nguyen Khanh Toan (for the branch)
Open hours: 10 AM to 12 AM
Cost of massage
Standard room 300VND + 3000VND tip
VIP massage in Jacuzzi room: 600KVND + 500K VND tip
4 hand massage (two girls): VIP charges + 150k VND for the 4 hand.
Call: 04 2266 8855
04 2244 5599 (for the branch)
Blue Spa is among the executive spas in Hanoi, yet its prices are reasonable compared with other tourist hotels. Their girls are cute with rooms neat and clean.
5/5 Nguyen Khanh Toan / next Mai Spa
Cost for the massage
300K VND for 60 minutes massage + 500k VND tip to the girl for the BJ/HJ
For a threesome 500K VND for the massage and 1M VND tip to both girls.
9 AM – 1 AM daily
Call: 043 3533 888
Oasis massage parlor is infamous for tourist looking for sex in Hanoi and king like treats.
They have VIP service which offers best and young Vietnamese girls. They offer BJ, no sex. You can also have the massage in your room.
Oasis 1, 19 Lang Ha, Hanoi
Oasis 3, Nguyen Khang, Hanoi
One in Cau Dat closed.
Cost of the massage
VIP 600K VND for 90 mins + 500K for HJ, 1MVND for BJ.
Sakura massage parlors are spa chain with the most client being Japanese and Koreans. Most of its services are costlier compared to other spas in Hanoi of its caliber.
Its VIP rooms feature spacious showers, Jacuzzi, large beds, AC and Sauna.
175 Quan Hoa, Hanoi / newest branch
39 Dong Da, Hanoi (call 04 3861 4514)
6 Doi Nhan, Ba Dinh, Hanoi
217 Au Co, Tay Ho, Hanoi (call 04 3718 3106)
Prices for the massage
HJ and Boob Job cost 400K VND + 500k VND tip
VIP with BJ: 600K VND + 1M VND tip
You can request a threesome to make the session naughtier.
Other spas include Fortuna (boss KTV) on 6B Lang Ha, Hanoi Hotel on 8D Giang Vo and Moscow Sauna on 11/11, F361 An Durong , Ho Tay.
Sex in Hanoi Clubs
Vietnam is packed with clubs. Local girls flock to these places, some to have fun others to make money. With such minded girls, clubs become among the easiest places to find sex in Hanoi.
There are 3 Ball Bars in Hanoi. 90% of the crowd are young locals making it ideal to meet Viet girls. Type of music played is EDM and commercial music.
Open hours are until 3 AM
1900 Le Theatre
This is a favorite club in Old Quarter. The crowd is mixed, foreigners and locals.
Open hour: 8: 30 PM – 1AM
8: 30 PM -3 PM Fri, Sat, Sun
Hair of the dog
The club has two floors. The 1st floor has lots of locals, 2nd floor with foreigners. Best to visit around midnight.
Location: 32 May, Hanoi
Open hours: 8 am – 2 am during weekday / 3 AM on the weekend.
A modern club in Vietnam. The music is pretty loud, and there are always sexy girls every night.
The cost in the club
A bottle of beer 100K VND. Waiters expect a tip.
Other clubs to check out include Max 3, Playboy establishment, Q Club, Infinity and F Club.
Most of the bars in Vietnam resembles a nightclub with DJ/ loud music.
New Spinx Beer bar
The bar has a Greek/Roman theme with a massive entrance and dressed up staff. Occasionally, there are live music acts and sexy dancers.
A beer cost 40k VNCD, a glass of tiger approximately 120k VND.
On the northern strip of Hoan Kiem Lake to Tran Hung Dao Street, these are the hot-spot bars: Cosa Nostra, Tadioto, and La Plume.
Single beer cost 100k VND cheapest, with a signature cocktail going for 290k VND + tax and service fee.
In Tay Ho district, there are a couple of bars popular with expat and trendy Vietnamese youths. Some of the bars you can meet girls include Sidewalk, Standing Bar, Fur brew and The Republic.
Small beer (175 ml) goes for 45k VND with a pint 90k VND.
For those too busy for bars and clubs, online dating is your best friend to find sex in Hanoi. There are four favorite dating sites:
Tinder: Half of the users are Vietnamese, the rest foreign. Upload a nice picture and girls resin in Hanoi will be interested in you.
Vietnam Cupid: This is a highly recommended site for those looking for sex in Hanoi. You will get between 500 to 1000 girl online, most interested to meet a foreigner.
Badoo and Skout have more prostitutes than girlfriends.
Zalo, BeeTalk and WeChat: Best for those who can speak Vietnamese.
For lesbians and gays looking for sex in Hanoi, here is your spot.
Golden Cock is an official gay bar in Hanoi. It signs only say “GC.”
Birdcage is not for gays only but has a crowd of open-minded, most gays and lesbians.
Initiated as KTVs, Karaoke bars provide sex in Hanoi. You can arrange with a company girl or girls to join you in a private room.
Most KTVs don’t allow sex in the compartment, so you have to book a room upstairs if you want something more.
The cost of sex in Hanoi KTVs
The Karaoke will charge you 500k VND per girl. This is with the exemption of the fee for the drinks taken.
Also, not all girls provide ‘takeaway ‘services.
Some of the KTVs offering Sex in Hanoi include:
Hero Karaoke Family on 236 Nguyen Van Cu
Karaoke H2 on 33 Nguyen Khiet
Eagle Karaoke on 135 Phuc Tan HK-Hn
Phuong Anh Karaoke on 125 Long Bien
Love hotels are a popular place to get laid in Hanoi. The idea is to provide couples a private place to have sex instead of doing it in public or crowded homes.
However, a great deal of prostitution goes on if you pick a random girl in street or other nightlife places.
Cost of having sex in love hotels, Hanoi
For short time rental: 113K – 250k VND for short time
For a long time: 600k VND for a long time.
There are hundreds of hostess bars in Hanoi. Most attract prostitutes hoping to pick up tourist.
Some of the charge a fee to guarantee sex in Hanoi but you still need to spend on the girl. Some of these hostess bars in Hanoi include:
Chien Hostel Bar
The Toilet Club on 6th F, 41 Hung Dao
Any of the bar along Ha Ten Street.
More of sex in Hanoi hot spots include strip clubs, playboy entertainments, and street prostitutes.
We hope that the guide helps you get the best sex in Hanoi experience. If you have a recommendation, we would love to hear it. Most importantly share with us your experience for our reader to get first-hand tales of what to expect in these sex in Hanoi hotspots.